I found a bitch crazier than Me!

I found A bitch crazier than me! Ha!Ha!Ha! Who's mentally unstable now, huh? Whatcha goin do now bitch.....

Guess What Today Is Bitches

My Birthday! That's right, yours truly is a year older. What that year's number is though. you're gonna have to either wait until I die decades from now or steal my birth certificate, either way, it would be hard to find out. Now, someone might notice the fact that I share my birthday with someone else, say, Jennifer Aniston! Happy Birthday Jen! That's not the only person though. Take a look at the people I share my birthday with:

Jennifer Aniston

Thomas Edison

The inventor of electricity, HA! Beat that!

Kelly Rowland

Singer (i guess)

Damian Lewis

The guy from "Life"

And Unfortunately, This Bitch

Well, I gotta go make the rounds for Mah Blogs. Goodbye for Now, BTW, listen to Opus 23 on the Marie Antoinette Soundtrack, I love it, it's sad, it's happy, it's moody, it's content. Just listen. TTYL, Stephan Etionne Monroe.

Blast from the Past

Ah, Armstrong, I'v never heard of you, but I definitely buy your floors now...Seriously, the laminate floor company's latest campaign showcasing their laminate floors that "Look Just Like The Real Thing" have four "late-celebrities" showing off their floors. I don't know about but I think they're just cute. My favorite is Lucille Ball giving her "This is my home" pose. My mother's is James Dean. Even at 48 she acts like a crazy fan for him.

Dean Martin

Marlon Brando

James Dean

Lucille Ball

Amy Winehouse is DISGUSTING.....

.....but has good taste in guys. Seriously, the waiters the same guy Chelsea sexually assaulted in her "Sexual Harrasment" skit. He's cute, does anyone know his name? Anyway, Amy Winehouse, seriously, she has been actually wearing the same bikini for like 3 weeks now, and it's disgusting. I seriously almost threw up when I heard the other things she did. Oh well, you should watch this, it's........ funny.

Hi, I'm Stephan, And I Have Fanfiction Addiction -snikcers at rhyme-

I'm not going to lie, I read fanfiction like crazy. Why? Well, what doesn't happen on a TV show, that I might've wanted to happen, there's always a very good chance someone thought of the same thing and wrote a story about it. For example, on Gossip Girl, everyone is going on about Chuck & Blair, while in the amazing world of the livejournal community, Gossip Girl Slash (for those of you non-fanfictioners, slash means gay stories), Serena & Blair and Chuck & Dan are the hottest couples. Yeah, that's right, CHUCK & DAN, better known as DUCK. I don't just read slash though. Who wouldn't want to read a fluffy Jim & Pam (also known as JAM or PB+J) fanfic from The Office. And then there's Bones & Booth on Bones. Since they always seem to be ignoring the sexual tension, the internet is ridden with Booth & Bones stories. Although I have spotted a new pairing, Sweets & Angela, which I'd like to see more of (fanfic writers, if you're reading, i'm looking at YOU). So really, if something doesn't go your way on TV, or even in a book or movie, Google awaits.

-hysterical laughing- YOU HAVE TO WATCH THIS!

Hello Upper California Coasters! Gossip Guy Here, and The Lonely Island is the new "IT" group. They were on SNL where two of the members work, Andy Samberg and Jorma Ticcone. This is sooooo fucking funny, I almost PISSED my pants. I hope you got the joke bitch.

I Know I'm A Bit Late.....

This is for Eartha Kitt, who died on Christmas Day, who ironically, is most famous for singing "Santa Baby". She was 81. -sigh-, All the people from my favorite eras are dying.

I'm Dreaming of a Pink Christmas

Hello Dahling Upper California Coasters, Merry Late Christmas. Yep, I'm late by about 2, no, it's 1 am, 3 days. Oh well, tas loco if you think I'm ever going to be on time.Anyway, I'm a bit excited this year, I got a trip to Hawaii! YAY! OHMIGAWD. Ugh, finally, HAWAII! Ugh, the only thing that could've been better would've been if I'd found a bi-sexual clone of John Krasinski that didn't age under the tree. WHAT?! WHO SAID THAT?! I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY"RE TALKING ABOUT! johnkrasinskisfuckingsexy. I have no idea what's going on. Well, Merry Christmas, NOT, Happy Holidays, that's fucking P.C. B.S. Finally, I can take off this red and green nail polish and go back to black.

HANNAH MONTANA IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL

Hello Upper California Coasters, I'd just like to say something, HANNAH MONTANA IS SATAN. No other person has more product endorcements than her. Today, while shopping at the always bulk-stocked Costco, I saw a Hannah Montana HAMPER. What. The Fuck? A Hamper?! Jesus Christ and a Cross! For Dior's sake! A hamper? Her face, was on a hamper! Then later at Walgreens, I saw a flashlight. And all of this is raking in millions from the stupid, idiotic, dumb-ass, suburban parents of bitchy little girls who scream and pout and yell if they don't get what they want. All because of THAT BITCH. You see, this is what Disney is now, a money-hungry corporation that churns out 'wholesome' tv shows and crappy and poorly written tv movies. Like High School Musical. Supposedly all these kids LOVE to sing, have never said a curse word in their lives, have never done anything illegal, are all virgins, and NOT gay. Yeah, and I'm not a big homo who wears pearls and CHANEL No.5 daily who's obsessed with Jim Sturgess & John Krasinski and is clinically allergic to Walmart. Disney is not what it used to be, and that is why, I stopped watching the Disney Channel two years ago. So please, please, if you still watch that horrible trash, STOP WATCHING IT. Anyway, I gotta go, I've recently discovered Gossip Girl-Chuck & Dan slash fanfiction (whodathunkit?). Toodles, I'm Out, Worship Me Bitches!

I'm going to sing this one day,

Yup, one day, someone will have me sing Happy Birthday to them in front of thousands of people. Who it'll be, well you'll have to guess.

Hey Ya'll.......

Okay, so I know I've been away for a while, I've been getting lazy with the posts. But I'm Back Ya'll (i'm sorry, recent Brit-Brit overload). Anyways, so, ya'll, damnit, I mean, you all know (all 3 of you) that I had a bit of a thing for Jim Sturgess. I haven't posted anything on him in a while so as to not seem so crazy, but, I seem to be becoming obsessed with someone else lately. Ok, so I'll just come out and say it, I am simoultaneously obsessed with Jim Sturgess (Schmookie) and John Krasinski (Pookie). Now, if you don't mind, i'm off to Bergdorf Goodman dot com.Toodles.

Ain't He Cute, I Wanna Feed Him Cookies, Then Drench Him With Water In A White Shirt.

Obsession, that perfume was definitely made with me in mind.

OMG........Again.

Sorry, I just can't seem to shut the fuck up, but, OMG! Did you see the Office tonight?! OHMYGAWD. Jim bought Pam a house, A HOUSE. Oh. My. God. This is like, I don't know, soooooo big. To go from suppressed feelings of love masked by friendship to full blown married couple in a house in like 3 years, OHMYGAWD. God, I just love this show. I swear if it was ever canceled I would lie in bed and cry for days. Ugh, I can't wait for the children! Just think, a bunch of little boys and girls with penchants for pranks and art. -sigh-, Life is so much better when you have the lives of fake people to obsess over so you don't realize how much of a hot-mess your life is. Ok, too much information. BTW, this is completely random, but, am I the only person who's noticed Ben Affleck's receding hairline? Hmph, I may say I'm blind, but that's just because I'm a sarcastic bitch. I don't need my (extremely strong, seriously other people have put them on and almost fainted) glasses to see that growing forehead. Anyway, Toodles!

Wwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyy???????

Hello Upper California Coasters, Gossip Guy here, and pardon my drama, but, WWWWHHHHHYYYYYYY??????!!!!!!! Paris and Benji broke up! It's soooooo sad. I loved them together! They were such a cute couple! WHY?! This, was like, the best thing that ever happened to her, because, she wasn't going out as much anymore, she was contemplating kids, she didn't even WANT to go clubbing anymore! God, I am soooooooooooo sad right now. They were perfect (although truth be told, Benji's not exactly the good-looking twin), now Paris is back to couch dancing (which is not bad, but, NOT getting drunk was a whole lot better). -sigh-, I'm gonna go watch Chelsea Lately now. I'm Out, Worship Me Bitches!

SAVE THE DAISIES!

Upper California Coasters, I am calling for your help now! Watch Pushing Daisies! For God's Sake Watch It So It Doesn't Get Canceled! Pushing Daisies is like the greatest show ever made, where else do you expect to find romance, death, crime investigation, and drama all wrapped up in a colorful Lollipop 1950's-esque world? This show is fucking amazing, and if it gets canceled, I will personally go to ABC headquarters and bitch slap who ever started this, and then protest until it comes back, and if that doesn't do anything, THEN I"LL BURN THE PLACE DOWN! SAVE PUSHING DAISIES PEOPLE! SAVE IT! GET TO WORK! HAVE EVERYONE YOU KNOW WATCH IT! GET ACTIVE! SAVE PUSHING DAISIES!

It's Been Done.....

Yes, Pink Chanel and Turquoise Ice cream is now up & running. Just to let you know, on Pink Chanel, I'm gonna be going by Coco Ravelle, since it sounds so much like Coco Chanel. Anyway, just to let you know.......... Gosh, I'm So Happy!